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The Spiciest Hallucination
A Couple of Materialist Bros Having a Rough Time
Theodore: “Wow! I’ve never had a trip like this before, bro!”
Lucas: “Me neither. I don’t even remember taking anything…did you dose us again?”
Theodore: “No way, dude! Never again, not after last time!”
Lucas: “Well, what the hell is this then?”
(Lucas holds up his hand, which is perpetually melting and rearticulating itself around its skeletal framework)
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Theodore: “That’s pretty gnarly, dude, but look at this!”
(Theodore pulls down his pants to reveal his (or her?) genitals continually in a state of flux)
Lucas: Ew dude! Don’t show me that!
Theodore: Sorry… It feels really weird, though.
Lucas: Yeah, I bet, so does my hand… It really hurts, actually.
Theodore: I didn’t think you’d believe me if I just described it.
Lucas: I mean, it’s kind of hard to believe I’m feeling something I’m only hallucinating.
Theodore: Right?! And isn’t it even weirder that we can see each other’s hallucinations?
