Anyone who identifies as a Christian and thinks that jumping into Jordan river or whatever puddle of water they have access to while shouting out loud some prescribed magical formula automatically transforms them from a useless dipshit sinner into a valuable saved saint with a ticket to a future Disneyland because of workings of some nebulous grace (whatever that is), is out of their unicellular mind. And not in an enlightened sense of the phrase. Yet, this is how people usually understand being born again.
